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Why we need a PBS of search engines (aka, my piece in The Nation)

logo-mainWe have public radio and public television, and together they make up the nation’s most trusted news source. But more people get their news online than just about anywhere else, so why don’t we have a public search engine?

For more, see the piece by (ahem) yours truly in this week’s edition of The Nation. (for subscribers only at the moment)

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Why you are paying too much for Internet access (also, my first audio interview!)

I have been told for years that I have a voice made for radio (or was that a face made for radio?). If you’d like to hear for yourself, and also hear some fascinating thoughts about the future of the Internet from former Obama advisor Susan Crawford, the woman who should be the next head of the FCC, click here (courtesy of the lovely folks from the Copyright Clearance Center).

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Some thoughts on Pope Francis

During the last two Papal elections, just about everybody I know has taken it as an occasion to express their feelings about the Catholic Church. And rightly so. The Pope is the leader of the largest segment of the world’s biggest religion. There are more Christians than any other faith (though Islam has been fast catching up), and about a billion of those Christians are Catholics. That, plus the pageantry, secrecy, and weirdness of the Papal election makes it a compelling story. Even if you’ve never been inside a Catholic church, chances are your life has been affected by what Pope Francis and his predecessors have thought, said and done.

If you’re a gay person or a woman, chances are you rightly feel you have been negatively affected. If you’re a poor person in the vast tracts of the world where the only education, health care, refuge, and art comes from Catholic institutions, you may feel differently. With a billion Catholics and millions more whose lives are shaped by them, there is going to be just about every kind of life story and set of opinions imaginable out there.

So how do I feel about this Pope?

1. An answer to: The Catholic Church is worse off than ever, so who cares what’s going on, because as an institution it won’t be around for long, right?

Whenever the sexual abuse scandals and the loss of faith in Europe are put up as reasons the Catholic Church is in a bad way, I agree. The sex abuse scandals are an outrage and justice has not yet been done. But, from an institutional survival standpoint the Church has been in far worse situations, historically.

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St. Patrick’s Purgatory

I am not referring to the hangover that so many people around the world will be experiencing tomorrow, but to a cave on Station Island in Donegal, which Jesus was said to have revealed to St. Patrick as a place of pilgrimage.  All who visited the cave would not only get some extra spiritual credit in case they were ever forced to spend time purgatory, but also a glimpse of the punishments and rewards of heaven and hell.  The Pope blocked up the cave to put an end to all pilgrimages there on St. Patrick’s day in 1497.  Even then, intransigent Irishmen and dysfunctional Vatican bureaucracy — two things that have not died out in the intervening centuries.

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The mysterious package from Manchester

You’d think, living in a walkable city like New York, that I would do most of my shopping on foot. But in fact I do almost all of it online.  Ninety percent of what I buy I could get just as easily if I lived in rural Kansas. The main reasons for this are that I am lazy and refuse to pay retail. I also spent years living in neighborhoods where any packages left on my doorstep were prime targets for homeless people, thugs, prostitutes, and drug addicts to steal. I am not exaggerating here, merely listing the people I saw on my morning and evening commutes. You’d think that after the fifth or six package stolen from my stoop that contained darjeeling tea or rare science fiction paperbacks that the neighborhood would’ve wised up and stopped stealing my packages, but they never did. Maybe my former neighbors took the same solace I do in book collecting and fine tea, who knows?  Anyway, the point is that I am making up for lost time and reveling in the fact that my packages are now kept safe for me by the security staff in my building. But I’m getting off topic here.

I get so much in the mail these days that by the time it arrives, I have forgotten what it is that I ordered. So it was with a battered package that arrived from Manchester, England. I have a few friends in London, but I don’t know anybody in Manchester. Perhaps this was a gift from an admiring reader of this blog, I thought, or the return of a long-lost object from my past. Mysterious packages from abroad are the stuff of first chapters of adventure novels.  The mystery deepened when I inspected the customs label and saw the contents declared as “cosmetics.” Lipstick from Manchester? What? When I opened the package, I was surprised and a little ashamed of myself. Continue reading

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Sonnet in thanks for an old coat

I wrote this a few years ago and encountered it at random today in some old files.  So, for your amusement:

Sonnet in thanks for an Old Coat

In this month when pleasing chills turn to cold,

And the darkening year’s end approaches near,

Like a drowsy bear I seek some stronghold

To mellow in ‘til spring, or, like wine or beer,

Ferment my thoughts, accrete a coat of mold,

And when the summer comes be not just old

By one more year, but more subtle and more bold.

Not free to hibernate, I roam about

By work and inconvenience onward driven,

And against the coldest season turn out

My best defense, the coat my Love has given.

If love were soup and gratitude were muttons,

My thoughts in this coat be fit for gluttons,

Held tight around me by its trusty Buttons.

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Why am I not blogging today?

The Classical Tradition

The Classical Tradition

Because my edition of 1000+ page The Classical Tradition by Anthony Grafton arrived in the mail this evening. I am afraid I and my mind will be elsewhere from now until bedtime.  If that sounds like a dull way to spend an evening, I direct you to this review of the book, which will change your mind.  Okay, I’m off to wander in what Stephen Greenblatt described as “a browser’s paradise.”

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ARGO and the art of suspense

ARGO

ARGO

ARGO is an interesting historical drama, but that’s not why I loved it. I loved it because it’s a masterful suspense thriller with a very simple, powerful, clean through line. It is a textbook perfect answer to the question: How do you increase interest and suspense to an existing story? To show you what I mean, picture (if you will) the following simple situation.

A man is walking from his front door to the corner mailbox to mail a letter.  Not a terribly interesting idea, right? So how do you spice it up? First, we give the man a higher stake in his task. Maybe the letter contains his daughter’s application to college, which has to be postmarked that day. This makes us care about whether or not he mails the letter.

In addition to the high stakes, we need to throw in some obstacles for him to overcome along the way. Maybe it’s a winter day so he has to walk through heavy snow drifts that his neighbor didn’t shovel off the sidewalk, and maybe his other neighbor backs out of the driveway without looking and almost runs him over.

Now that we care about whether he mails the letter and we have some obstacles to keep us interested, we have to add some suspense to make us even more interested.  So, let’s add the mail truck. It’s parked at the corner, and the mailman is emptying the mailbox into his bag, and will soon be driving away. Now not only are we invested and entertained, we’re on the edge of our seats as well.  We’ve taken the mailing of a letter and turned it into a story worth telling. (Hopefully not a long one in this case, but one you’d probably stick with until the end).

ARGO is essentially the same sort of story.  It’s about a man who needs to get six people to the airport on time. Around that, the rest of the movie is a beautifully rendered, elaborate frame, designed to get us invested, raise the stakes, and pile on the suspense (and how).  I know ARGO is based in fact, but the details are presented (and no doubt enhanced) to create suspense.

Add to all this the rich historical setting and some stellar performances, and you’ve got a crowd pleasing hit.

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Non-myterious photo actually reveals where I went on vacation.

Extra Magic Hours

Extra Magic Hours

The silhouette of Hogwarts was from Universal Studios, so it’s a little misleading, I admit, but Disney World was where Andy and I spent Martin Luther King weekend. As a doctor, Andy gets very few three or even two day stretches at a time, so we decided to take full advantage. So did a few other tens of thousands of people, but hey, you don’t expect Disney not to be crowded.

Yes, we are grown men. Yes, we went to Disney World. Yes, we had an amazing time. You got a problem with that? (Or, as J.R.R. Tolkien said: “The only people opposed to escape are the jailers.”)

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Second mystery photo reveals where I went on vacation

A lot of you have texted or emailed to say that I have already told you where I went on vacation, so bonus points for anybody who can tell me exactly where in my mystery vacation spot this is (click to see a larger version):

Any ideas?

Any ideas?

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